Multiple Choice Story Given Matching Heading

It's not often a newspaper carries an eight-deck heading, but today's Daily Record carries one that absolutely hits the mark, accompanying a story by Torcuil Crichton, in which he reports that First Minister, Alex Salmond, has suggested there will be a multiple choice referendum on the future of Scotland – offering voters a range of powers for Holyrood short of full independence.

So, well played, the sub-editor …

MIBEES

AYE..

MIBEES

NAW..

MIBEES 

NEITHER

OF THE

ABOVE